{"product_id":"wine-bottle-cutting-board-fuck-it-imma-say-it-cat-cheese-charcuterie-board-funny-cat-wine-bottle-cutting-board-sarcastic-black-cat-charcuterie-glass-platter-quirky-cheese-tray","title":"Wine Bottle Cutting Board — \"Fuck It, Imma Say It\" Cat Cheese \u0026 Charcuterie Board | Funny Cat Wine Bottle Cutting Board - Sarcastic Black Cat Charcuterie Glass Platter - Quirky Cheese Tray...","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring some unapologetic attitude to your next wine and cheese night. This wine-bottle-shaped glass cutting board features a delightfully cynical black cat who has officially run out of filters. Perfect for anyone who loves high-end hosting but pairs it with low-tolerance humor, this eye-catching board is guaranteed to be an instant conversation starter on any kitchen counter, bar cart, or buffet table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnique Silhouette: Elegant wine bottle shape makes it perfect for serving charcuterie, cheese, crackers, and appetizers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePremium Tempered Glass: Highly durable, robust construction designed to withstand daily prep work and hosting duties.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSmart Texture: Beautiful textured whorled surface catches the light while effectively masking minor knife scratches and wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCounter Protection: Outfitted with non-slip rubber feet on the bottom to keep the board firmly in place while slicing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLow Maintenance: Exceptionally easy to clean and sanitize—simply wipe down with a damp cloth or hand wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand wash recommended with warm water and mild dish soap to keep the vibrant graphic looking pristine. Do not soak or use abrasive scrubbing pads. Not suitable for the dishwasher.This glass cutting board channels a playful, irreverent energy into everyday kitchen moments. Its wine-bottle silhouette and soft seafoam color feel familiar and fun, while the cheeky fox illustration and bold lettering add personality to prep work and snack assembly. It rests easily on counters and brings a wink to casual gatherings, solo wine-and-cheese evenings, or late-night sandwich runs. The textured whorled glass catches light and hides tiny scratches, so the board keeps looking lively even after regular use. Lightweight but sturdy, it slips into the rhythm of a lived-in kitchen — a piece that speaks to people who appreciate a little humor with their hosting and a durable surface that cleans up quickly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tempered glass construction for day-to-day durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Distinct wine-bottle silhouette for stylish presentation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Whorled glass texture adds visual depth and masks minor wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Easy to clean with a dry cloth for low-maintenance care\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Designed for indoor use; intended for adult users\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Clean with a dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Wine Bottle \/ 7.5\" x 14\"","offer_id":53199286763631,"sku":"27641484057451265610","price":35.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3714\/5711\/files\/5247843563415278194_2048.jpg?v=1780922969","url":"https:\/\/thecynicpressofficial.store\/fr\/products\/wine-bottle-cutting-board-fuck-it-imma-say-it-cat-cheese-charcuterie-board-funny-cat-wine-bottle-cutting-board-sarcastic-black-cat-charcuterie-glass-platter-quirky-cheese-tray","provider":"The Cynic Press Official ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}