{"product_id":"love-you-to-death-black-mug-funny-dark-humor-coffee-cup-11oz-15oz","title":"Love You to Death Black Mug — Funny Dark Humor Coffee Cup (11oz\/15oz)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.86 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.35 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter (with handle), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.72 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This glossy black ceramic mug holds your favorite hot drink and a little dark humor. Bold white type reads “LOVE YOU TO DEATH” with a small, tongue-in-cheek line beneath, making quiet mornings feel clever instead of ordinary. The deep black surface makes the text pop and gives the mug a sleek, slightly moody look that sits naturally on a cluttered desk, beside a stack of paperbacks, or at the center of a slow weekend ritual. It’s heavy enough to feel substantial, with an easy C-shaped handle that slides into your hand and a smooth rim that makes every sip feel intentional. The durable glossy finish keeps colors vivid through daily use and the microwave- and dishwasher-safe construction keeps the routine simple. For people who prefer wit with their coffee and atmosphere with their mugs, this brings a small, wry statement to everyday moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic body with vivid print contrast on black\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable sipping\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Lead-, cadmium- and BPA-compliant; durable, bright-print finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in China, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cynic Press Official","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52761757581423,"sku":"24890935848040227224","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3714\/5711\/files\/2709819926281051472_2048.jpg?v=1772555879","url":"https:\/\/thecynicpressofficial.store\/products\/love-you-to-death-black-mug-funny-dark-humor-coffee-cup-11oz-15oz","provider":"The Cynic Press Official ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}