{"product_id":"sanctuaryessentials_humor-accent-coffee-mug-witty-cynical-sayings-11-15oz","title":"SanctuaryEssentials_Humor Accent Coffee Mug — Witty Cynical Sayings (11\/15oz)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.78 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.76 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.23 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.39 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A bold, darkly funny coffee mug that speaks in sarcasm before your first sip. The glossy ceramic exterior and colorful handle pull focus on the morning counter, while the cynical quip printed in sharp, vibrant ink gives your routine a little edge. It fits into a messy desk, a late-night writing session, or a quiet Saturday where the world feels absurd — this mug doesn’t sugarcoat it. It warms fast in the microwave and cleans up easily in the dishwasher, so the attitude stays, not the cleanup. Choose a size and color combination that matches how loud you want the message to be.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, vivid print colors\u003cbr\u003e- White ceramic with colored interior\/handle and glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cynic Press Official","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":44566629777519,"sku":"31019865093111590064","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"11oz \/ Navy","offer_id":44566629810287,"sku":"14862520145784854832","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"11oz \/ Pink","offer_id":44566629843055,"sku":"17919200614984936675","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"11oz \/ Red","offer_id":44566629875823,"sku":"13417051027481927846","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"11oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":44566629908591,"sku":"22220841183307846054","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"11oz \/ Orange","offer_id":44566629941359,"sku":"10663023942702106629","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"11oz \/ Purple","offer_id":44566629974127,"sku":"14439139334966771089","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"11oz \/ Yellow","offer_id":44566630006895,"sku":"26301599310386782518","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"11oz \/ Light Green","offer_id":44566630039663,"sku":"16396538551158631158","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":44566630072431,"sku":"32434322059142809656","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"15oz \/ Navy","offer_id":44566630105199,"sku":"30468833890871125753","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"15oz \/ Pink","offer_id":44566630137967,"sku":"32333367839494506348","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"15oz \/ Red","offer_id":44566630170735,"sku":"32854105582446239183","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"15oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":44566630203503,"sku":"10710255181157748732","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"15oz \/ Orange","offer_id":44566630236271,"sku":"25721729641939064415","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"15oz \/ Purple","offer_id":44566630269039,"sku":"29464620233041530206","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"15oz \/ Yellow","offer_id":44566630301807,"sku":"18576064674459693042","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/3714\/5711\/files\/6439221795811441024_2048.jpg?v=1771730186","url":"https:\/\/thecynicpressofficial.store\/products\/sanctuaryessentials_humor-accent-coffee-mug-witty-cynical-sayings-11-15oz","provider":"The Cynic Press Official ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}