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Father's Day Is Coming.

For the man who taught you how to swear at power tools, judge the weather by looking out the window, stare at the clouds and sigh instead of saying what he was really thinking, and somehow sleep through things that should've woken the dead.

The man whose answer to half your childhood questions was: "Go ask your mother." He may not have had all the answers, but he probably gave you more life lessons than anyone else. This Father's Day, skip the generic gifts and find him something with a little more personality.

Because he's more than just Dad. A few designs even offer personalization—because sometimes "Dad" deserves something made specifically for him.

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SeasonalSlump

SeasonalSlump

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Our SeasonalSlump

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Whether you're deeply unimpressed by Valentine's Day, mildly hostile towards allergy season, or simply exhausted by the general concept of having to feel things on a schedule, you're in the right place. This isn't about hating the holidays. It's about being honest about them. Some seasons get a full collection and some just get a single product that says exactly how we feel about it. SometSometimes we just come up with an idea and we don't know where it fits so we drop it here. Either way if there's a movie about with an alien, some lovestruck 20 somethings from a small town or if the world in general is just irritating us, more than likely we have an opinion about it & we slap that opinion on stuff. SeasonalSlump rotates with the season so there's almost always something new being added.
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Our SanctuaryEssentials Collection

Space Cat & Alien Tapestry | UFO Adventure Wall Hanging | Cat & Friend Collection Decor BMX Alien Invasion Tapestry — Neon Skull Rider Wall Art

Space Cat & Alien Tapestry | UFO Adventure Wall Hanging | Cat & Friend Collection Decor BMX Alien Invasion Tapestry — Neon Skull Rider Wall Art

Space Cat & Alien Tapestry | UFO Adventure Wall Hanging | Cat & Friend Collection Decor BMX Alien Invasion Tapestry — Neon Skull Rider Wall Art
$32.70 USD
$32.70 USD

Welcome to Our Children's Collection

The Children's Collection is split into two groups. We have TheMeltdowns for ages infant to youth as well as our ShortFuses, those youth to older teens. Both collections feature age appropriate sarcastic apparel that say out loud the things they mumble under their breath with a nod & a wink. Both can be accessed below.

TheMeltdowns: Babies- Youth

ShortFuses: Youth - Teens
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