Get In Loser, We've Got Stuff to Build|Gerald Graphic T|The Cynic Press Official
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Everything is fine. Just keep building.
Capture the essence of the TikTok saga with this Gerald the Dolphin tribute. Whether you're being recruited for some questionable underwater construction or you just appreciate a dolphin with a very specific, very aggressive vision, this shirt is the uniform.
Front: The classic "Get In Loser" invitation you can't refuse.
Back: The realityβweβve got stuff to build. (No, you can't go home yet).
Vibe: 100% Sarcastic, Cynical, and Slightly Threatening.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cottonβlightweight and breathable (Bella Canvas 3001).
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention.
- Side seams for lasting structure and a tear-away label to reduce irritation.
- DTF/DTG printed design with crisp detail on front and sleeves depending on provider.
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with noted factory standards; blank sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat(Don't melt the design ok)
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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