Just A Girl Wood Chipper Shirt - Funny Dark Humor T-Shirt - Sarcastic True Crime Gift - Unhinged Aesthetic Graphic Tee - Minimalist Goth Apparel
Just A Girl Wood Chipper Shirt - Funny Dark Humor T-Shirt - Sarcastic True Crime Gift - Unhinged Aesthetic Graphic Tee - Minimalist Goth Apparel
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The "I’m Not Like Other Girls" Uniform. When Justice just isn't Justicing fast enough.... when you realize it's running rampant.. thoughts come to mind.
Some people want flowers; you just want a rental agreement and a fresh identity. This tee is for the ones who find peace in the macabre, enjoy a bit of "calculated" dark humor, and have a healthy appreciation for the cinematic potential of a wood chipper.
Whether you're making a statement or just keeping people at a comfortable distance, this high-contrast, double-sided design delivers the right amount of "don't ask."
Front: Featuring The Cynic Press Official's brand mascot, standing with the much needed equipment. A woodchipper.
Back: "Just a girl, here to rent a wood chipper under a fake name" in a bold, antiqued finish.
Fabric: Premium lightweight cotton with a structured, lived-in feel—perfect for all-day wear (or late-night errands).
Fit: Unisex retail fit that looks great oversized or tucked.This lightweight tee carries a quiet, confident humor—small chest artwork up front and a bold, tongue-in-cheek slogan across the back. The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels breathable and easy to layer, while side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape after repeated wear. Wear it on the job site or around town: it reads like a wink from someone who knows their trade and doesn’t take themselves too seriously. The crew neckline and retail fit make it simple to pair with work jeans, a flannel, or a rugged jacket for cooler mornings.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew fit for a neat, versatile look
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- Ink printing uses DTF/DTG depending on provider for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label details
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
Styled With
Materials
Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.
Care
Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.
Details
Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.