Not in the Mood Today | Sarcastic Cat T | Funny Anti-Social Tee | The Cynic Press Official
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
."Finally, a shirt that handles the social interaction for you."
Whether youβre deep in your Academic Noir era or just embracing Gothic Maximalism, our "Not In The Mood Today" tee is the ultimate mood-setter. Featuring a classic black cat with an attitude to match yours, this shirt is designed for those who prefer their coffee dark and their social battery low. Itβs the perfect addition to any dark humor collection or glam goth wardrobe.
Why Youβll Love It:
The Vibe: A minimalist, hand-drawn black cat illustration paired with bold, sarcastic typography.
Premium Comfort: Made from ultra-soft, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It feels like a vintage favorite from the first wear.
The Fit: A modern "Retail Fit" that runs true to sizeβnot too boxy, not too tight.
Built to Last: Features side-seams for structural support and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability.
Technical Specs (The "Printify" Details):
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Fiber content may vary for heather colors like Sage or Dust). for breathability and soft hand-feel
Weight: Light fabric (4.2 oz/ydΒ² / 142 g/mΒ²).
Retail fit with Crew Neckline- neat, easy to layer and accessorize.
Label: Tear-away label (because nobody has time for itchy necks).
Brand: Part of The Cynic Press Officialβwhere sarcasm meets style.
Product features
- REACH certified and responsibly manufactured
- Print-ready: crisp DTF/DTG printing options used for high-detail sleeve and label artwork
Care instructions
To keep your cat looking crisp and cynical:
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.(max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
Do not iron directly on the print (unless you want a melted cat).
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Heirloom quality
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